Need Releif? Call Our Quick & Dirty Wank Line

We understand that sometimes people are sexually frustrated and need to do something about it, they have already started to watch porn and have started to play. If you're a guy, you'd be aroused already, maybe even touching it, but you feel like you just need that extra bit of help from a real person to push you over the edge and really get the most from the feelings you can experience

This is when you'll need to get hold of a phone mate, and you need to do that quickly. If you need us to get quick and dirty and help you finish fast, just ask.

A quick dirty chat line is exactly what it sounds like. It has to let you talk to someone quickly because, let's be honest, you've already started, and there's an urgency to the job.

It's got to be dirty because that's exactly what you need when you're going for gold, and the rest, well once you've got through to one of us, I promise, all we want to do is make you feel good. 

Any one of the naughty girls who are waiting for you to call will be eager to jump in and get explicit and steamy with you quickly.

You may even find that she's already in a very fun mood from whatever she's been doing while she was waiting for you to call, and if she isn't in that mood, she soon will be when she hears what you're doing. She'll want to get in sync quickly as the piqué of pleasure is better when shared.

How to make sure you get a phone sex girl who is ready to play and ok to get explicit? 

First of all, there's an intro when you call. This isn't very long and it's legally required, but it will be over quickly, then you'll be asked to choose if you want to use an extension number to connect directly to a girl you know, or listen to the intros for the girls who are available.

You'll want to listen to the intros.

You'll be in a hurry, so use the 1 button to skip through the intros you're not interested in, but here's a tip, if you want to get off quickly, choose a girl who sounds good, You'll be able to tell. If you want dirty talk, choose the one who talks dirty in her intro. There are many

It's quite simple, when you hear someone who turns you on, don't delay, press the star button and you'll be connected directly to the girl you've chosen. 

The best tip to a great phone sex experience is, be direct:

You're excited, you may even be aroused, and you need her to be on board. Just tell her that you have a situation, your trousers are uncomfortably tight and you need to some help with that. We promise, all our girls will do their best to make you happy, and if you need that to happen fast, just tell us and we'll help, we're rather good at this after all.

The best way to have really good phone sex is to communicate and directly ask for what you want. This is why phone sex is so fun, you can forget about the way you would be expected to talk to women in real life, everyone on our lines is here for phone sex.

When you call, know that we want the same as you, some dirty, mutual fun and filthy talking until we both reach a pleasurable end to the call with smiles on our faces.

Calls cost 36p Per Minute Plus Access Charge